It is January 11, 2016 and my Christmas decorations are still up. There is very little I like less than putting away Christmas decorations hence my apprehension and lateness in actually hauling all the crap out and making my house festive enough to satisfy everyone.
I am pretty sure my Christmas decorations in my lovely little apartment in Dayton OH stayed up until April 2002 and I am not even kidding. Last year, I think, I think they were down before the month of February. The year before, definitely right before Valentine’s day. I could write a book and name it: “Slacker of the year.” At least when it comes to Christmas decorations.
So the kids are napping and instead of taking s#%t down and putting my house back to the way it looks the rest of the year, I decided I would compile a list.
10 Things I would rather do than take down Christmas decorations: